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Jul
31
Posted by Stace

Funnies

If you’re like me, then you often get stories, jokes, chain type stuff, and various and assorted other items showing up unannounced in your email inbox. I must admit, most of the time my spam filter works pretty well, and we’ve actually had a general “cutting back” philosophy lately from most of our friends and family, on the types of “forwards” they will send us. Most of the ones we do get, are pretty good. Most people know us, know what we like, what we don’t like (bad language, crass humor, etc), and they don’t send us that type of email. Thank goodness 🙂

Every once in a while, Tim gets jokes and things from an old military buddy of his. He recently sent him an email of funnies, jokes. For whatever reason, Tim and I both thought a bunch of them were funny!

Anyway, in case someone is in need of a laugh or smile of any kind, off-color or relatively clean, I’m going to post some of them here. Please don’t take offence, there’s a blonde joke in here and some on marriage, but I still thought they were funny! Smile, and have a wonderful day! :mrgreen:

  • A little boy went up to his father and asked:”Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?”
    The father replied. “Well, son, you must have got it from your mother, ’cause I still have mine”
  • A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said, “I don’t like the looks of your wife at all,”
    “Me neither, Doc,” said the husband. “But she’s a great cook and really good with the kids.”
  • An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a curse he has been living with for the last 40 years. The Wizard says, “Maybe, but
    you will have to tell me the exact words that were used to put the curse on you.
    The old man says without hesitation, “I now pronounce you man and wife.”
  • A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, “Can you tell me how long it’ll take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?”
    The agent replies, “Just a minute…”
    “Thank you,” the blonde says, and hangs up.
  • While shopping for vacation clothes, my husband and I passed a display of bathing suits. It had been at least ten years and twenty pounds since I
    had even considered buying a bathing suit, so I sought my husband’s advice.
    “What do you think?” I asked. “Should I get a bikini or an all-in-one?”
    “Better get a bikini,” he replied. “You’d never get it all in one.”

    • And lastly, Tim (my obsessed golf guy) said this was his favorite one:

  • Two Mexican detectives were investigating the murder of Juan Gonzalez.
    “How was he killed?” asked one detective.
    “With a golf gun,” the other detective replied “A golf gun?! What is a golf gun?”
    “I don’t know. But it sure made a hole in Juan.”
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    1. Carrie Said,

      LOL!!! These were great! My Dad is an avid golfer. I’m gonna send him that last one, LOL! Thanks for the smiles!

    2. Gail Said,

      Don will probably LOVE that last one too!
      Pretty funny these were.

    3. Lynne Said,

      GROAN!!!!

      Cute jokes!!

    4. Simply Dawn Said,

      ok loved the funnies…esp the golf one 🙂

    5. Lauren@Baseballs&Bows Said,

      So funny! Thanks for the laughs!

    6. david, high in the mountains Said,

      funny,
      congrats on your award from jennifer

    7. mamichelle Said,

      haha! Love the bikini and the hole in Juan!!!

    8. jen Said,

      I thought they were hilarious…….too funny. I needed this.

    9. Karen Said,

      Very funny! Loved the last two:)

    10. Sonya Said,

      So funny! I’ll have to remember some of these and tell them at family reunions! LOL!

    11. Cam Said,

      LOL!!

    12. Coach J Said,

      snort! those were funny! Thanks, Stacy.

    13. Dianne Said,

      I love the bikini one! hehe!

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