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Aug
11
Posted by Stace

Song: Before He Cheats

I was running errands the other day, and had my Carrie Underwood CD playing in the car. When it got to this song, I turned it way up and started belting it out. 😛 Yes, I sing rather loudly, and badly, when no one is around and I’m either cleaning or driving around by myself. This is just one of those really good sassy, the-girl’s-got-attitude kind of songs.

The name of it is “Before He Cheats” and I’ve liked it (and several others) since I got this CD months ago. I was wondering when she would release it as a single. Then, this morning, I saw her singing on “Good Morning America” and she sang this song and said it was her new one. I’m so glad. I think it’s a great song (well, if you like country!)

I’ve been trying to find a way to insert an mp3 file in my blog entries, and I think, I hope, that I have finally figured it out. Please let me know if it does or does not work for you. :mrgreen: Here’s the song, and the lyrics are on the extended page:

[audio:http://www.hambones.org/blogs/stacy/mp3/BeforeHeCheats.Mp3]
Before He Cheats, by Carrie Underwood

Song Lyrics:

Right now he’s probably slow dancing with a bleach blonde tramp,
and she’s probably getting frisky…
right now, he’s probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can’t shoot whiskey…

Right now, he’s probably up behind her with a pool-stick, showing her how to shoot a combo…

And he don’t know…

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat…
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires…

And maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.

Right now, she’s probably up singing some
white-trash version of Shania karaoke..
Right now, she’s probably saying “I’m drunk”
and he’s a thinking that he’s gonna get lucky,
Right now, he’s probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom polo…
And he don’t know…

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat,
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires…

And maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.

I might saved a little trouble for the next girl,
Cause the next time that he cheats…

Oh, you know it won’t be on me!

Ohh… not on me…
Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little suped up 4 wheel drive,
carved my name into his leather seat…
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights,
slashed a hole in all 4 tires…

Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats.

Ohh.. Maybe next time he’ll think before he cheats…

Ohh… before he cheats…

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  1. Bev Said,

    I did get it to play. Good song. I’ve never really heard any of her music before so I might have to go out and get this one. 😉 Cheers.

  2. Dianne Said,

    Works for me 🙂

  3. eph2810 Said,

    Yup – you got the plugin workin’…

  4. TC Said,

    Very awesome! That is the first time I heard that song. I really like her!

  5. kathy m Said,

    It works for me. Cool song.

  6. Cindy Swanson Said,

    I heard this song while on vacation…cracked me up!

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