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Mar
25
Posted by Stace

Pooped!

No, not “pooped” in the sense that I’m tired and exhausted. Pooped in this sense:

Poop on Page

This is what will happen if you take your brand new book outside, and sit in a chair under the trees, while the sun is shining and the wind is blowing, and you can hear birds singing, and it just feels warm and spring-like. Apparently, your new book is like a big ole red target for a bird to poop on. I’m just really glad that they didn’t hit me on the head or arm 🙂

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  1. Desert Songbird Said,

    Aaaaack! That nasty bird!

  2. Lynne Said,

    Oh, it looks like that nasty purple poop! Glad it was just the book and not you. What book?

  3. Write From Karen Said,

    LOL! That has happened to me, not on my book, but on my head! There is NOTHING grosser than reaching up and pulling bird poop from your hair.

    Oh wait, there IS something worse, but we won’t go there. *grin*

  4. jen Said,

    Yeah I was thinking the same thing…at least it wasnt in your hair…lol. Bless your heart. Just clean it up with some 409…lol.

  5. Gail Said,

    Lovely, just lovely………..ick! Where was your chair? Oh wait, you said under the trees, move that thing away from the trees and quickly!

  6. Karen Said,

    Poop must be a running theme today. Have you read Barb’s post at Chelsea Morning?
    I’m curious, too. What book are you reading?

  7. Lauren@Baseballs&Bows Said,

    Oh, no! I guess you are glad it landed on your book instead of you!

  8. Susanne Said,

    You’ve been bombed! LOL!

  9. Amy Said,

    It must be one of those days because this is like the third post I’ve read that is talking about poo today. And I just so happened to take my dog out just now to go poo! Tuesday is now officially Poo Day in my book…lol. I so need a life.

  10. Dianne Said,

    Ugh! I’ve gotten it in the head before so you are lucky – but your poor book! Yucko!

  11. booklogged Said,

    Ewwww… That’s yucky!

  12. Debi Said,

    Hey, it made for a fun post anyway, right? And like you said, at least it wasn’t your head!

  13. Coach Jenny Said,

    Oh, I’m sorry for your new book! (And I am glad it didn’t get you, either!)

  14. Maria Said,

    Ugh! I hate that. I got pooped on by a bird during junior high. Right in my hair. I’m still scarred by the experience. LOL

  15. Cam Said,

    Gross! And laughing my bootie off, too! Great post.

  16. mamichelle Said,

    ROFLMBO, Stacy!!! That is too funny (not about your book, just the title!). I’m glad it hit the book too. My son has been pooped twice on the head! The first time was when he was an infant and the second time when he was around 4. Maybe it’s good luck?! At least that’s what I tell him! LOL

  17. Stacy aka Vaders Mom Said,

    Oh no. That’s totally something that would happen to me.

  18. Kim Said,

    Yuck! There isn’t much chance of that happening to any of my books soon–there is snow in the rain we are getting tonight! What in the world is up with that???
    Hope you were able to clean it up good–
    *smiles*
    Kim

  19. Dawn Said,

    Oh man… LOL!

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